Computer Band-Aid

As of this message, my computer is working and I use that term lightly. Are laptops supposed to make sporadic clicking noises? I don't think so, but mine does anyway. Or what about an automatic restart/shut down feature? If these options sound attractive to you, I would love to sell you mine. No credit, bad credit? No problem! I'll even accept trades such as a 6-pack of beer, a few packs of gum or you could sing me a song and substitute my name somewhere - that would be excellent.

Hopefully my computer behaves, I have much to share!